Relationships in Rome a lesson in warfare between the sexes

I have lived in Rome for just over a year, and I have learned that I left one country at war for another at war. But Italy isn’t at war in another country. It’s at war with each other. It’s a war of the sexes and in Rome it is a particularly bitter fight, one that has gone on longer than World War I and II combined.

Relationships in Rome: A lesson in warfare between the sexes

How savage is it? Let’s put it this way: Every morning I wake up to see a map of Italy hanging from my closet door. After witnessing the fractured relationships in Rome between men and women, I now understand why the Italian mainland is shaped like a boot. It’s actually a woman’s thigh-high leather stiletto and the island of Sicily it appears to be kicking is a man’s testicle.

Here living in Rome I have many friends, both male and female, and have been fascinated by the sexual dynamics in one of the world’s sexiest cities. Men and women approach each other from polar opposites, much farther than the distance between Sicily and the Italian Alps and only a little less frigid. In general, Roman women do not trust men. At all. They have been screwed, scarred and scandalized. The Italian man’s locomotive libido isn’t apparently cooled by a committed relationship or a bucket of iced aqua minerale down their Emporio Armani shorts.

Relationships in Rome:  The centre of attention

I have had many female scambio partners, women who want to learn English and want to help me with my Italian. Inevitably, as we talk in two languages, we discuss relationships. Many of them, and other female friends, have been so emotionally scarred by past relationships they are petrified to enter another one. I’ve known one doe-eyed, learned professional who bared her soul to me during an aperitivo. She said it will take her a very long time before she ever gets involved again.

I said, “Well, don’t blame me. I’ve been a perfect gentleman. In three months, I haven’t even tried to kiss you.”

She looked me straight in the eye and said, “John, if you ever tried to kiss me I’d run.”

And she was serious.

Relationships in Rome:  Getting close

I once asked a middle-aged woman if she didn’t trust men.

“I don’t trust ITALIAN men,” she said which is as damning a slam as a national gender could have. She went on to indicate that Italian men are way too interested in what a woman looks like rather than what she says or thinks. Besides, she said, “They all live with their mothers.”

Men, however, are equally troubled. The basic complaint is Roman women are not nearly as sexual as they dress. Italy is arguably among the top three countries with the most beautiful women in the world. Rome, I believe, has the most beautiful women in Italy. Thus, these oversexed, underloved Roman men are surrounded by women who could make Michelangelo’s David even harder than he already is.

Italians are insanely jealous, to the point where paranoia is in the forefront of every relationship, like a castle door you must break through to reach what’s inside. Laced with insecurity fueled by past experiences, women here can be highly possessive. Italian men wear a lot of scarves but they do not like to be strangled with them. After a first date last spring, the woman called me the next day. She didn’t ask, “What are you doing?” or “Where are you going?” She asked, “Who are you with?” Another after only a couple of meetings asked where our relationship was going. God, I don’t know, I told her. I don’t even know where we’re going for lunch.

Relationships in Rome: Man and four women

On a recent night I went to an aperitivo at the tony Radisson Blu, a sparkling, modern hotel in Rome near the train station with a round, space-age, front desk in the middle of the huge, airy lobby. It has the trappings of a summer night in San Diego. The aperitivo upstairs was put on by InterNations, a terrific expats group catering to older, established professionals with disposable income and a desire to meet people from around the world. Many Italians attend to meet expats and practice their English. On this particular night, it was mostly Italians and I used it to hold casual, clandestine interviews about the battle of the sexes.

Relationships in Rome:  Enjoying a drink

One man was about 40 with the typical olive complexion and slightly teased hairstyle of an Italian who reads fashion magazines. He had lived in England for two years. I asked him his opinion of Italian women.

“Italian women are disaster,” he said. “I much prefer English women.”

“Why?” I said. “Because they (sleep with you?).”

“Yes.”

I asked another if it’s true Italian men cheat so much.

“No, it’s not true,” he said. “American men cheat more than we do.”

“Why do you say that?” I asked.

“Because they have more opportunities.”

He may be right. While infidelity statistics are difficult to establish, the website Truth About Deception says up to 60 percent of all Americans have cheated. But in Europe, Italians are top dogs, pardon the expression. According to the French Institute of Public Opinion, which surveyed nearly 5,000 people in five major European countries, 55 percent of all Italian men said they’ve cheated. That ties France with the most. To be fair, 34 percent of Italian women also claim infidelity, second to Germany’s 43. Interestingly, only 26 percent of Italian men expressed regret afterward, by far the lowest.

Of course, these are all generalizations. I know many very happy Italian couples. Countless other reasons have caused breakups besides infidelity. Then again, saying Italian men are cheaters and Italian women are possessive is like saying Americans are fat. Not all are but a lot.

All I know is the sexual dynamics in Rome are like nothing I’ve ever seen. And it’s had its effect, even on me. Every morning I wake up and look at that map of Italy on the wall. Then, curiously, I get very sore.

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About John Henderson

Website: http://www.johnhendersontravel.com

John Henderson worked nearly 40 years as a sportswriter, the last 24 with The Denver Post, including eight as a traveling food columnist. Worked since 1984 as a free-lance travel writer. Traveled to 98 countries and retired to Rome in January 2014. Originally from Eugene, Ore., and also worked in Kent, Wash., and Las Vegas. Graduate of the University of Oregon in 1978. Check out my blog, Dog-Eared Passport. Twitter @JohnHendeRome

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